Neros just scored $75M 💰 for military drones 🤖🚀 Guess they’re about to drone on the haters! 💀👀 #SequoiaGang
🚨🤖 BREAKING: Neros just flexed on the haters with a $75M glow-up, led by none other than the stonks-lords at Sequoia! 💰💸 That’s a total of $121M, fam! You thought your crypto portfolio was poppin'? Nah, bruh, these drone dudes are gettin’ military contracts while you’re out here trying to figure out how to assemble IKEA furniture. This is FINE💀🔥. Imagine this convo: 🗣️ "Hey Soren, what do you do for a living?" 👤 "I sell military-grade FPV drones to the U.S. Army, fr fr." 🗣️ "Oh, I just started a TikTok about avocado toast." *CRINGE* 😂 Neros is basically saying, “Yeah, we’re taking your investments and putting them in the sky because why not?” 🚀💥 Classic military-industrial complex vibes! But let’s be real here—how long until these drones start a TikTok challenge? "Watch Me Fly Over Your Ex's House"! The future is bright, but the meme game is about to get chaotic. 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: Within the next year, we’ll see a viral dance challenge led by Neros drones—where they buzz over your backyard BBQ while you bust a move. Mark my words—this is how the robot apocalypse begins! 💃👾💀 #DronesAreTheNewInfluencers
