🚨 BREAKING: 1mind just dropped $30M like it's *hot*! 🔥💰 Welcome to the future of AI where they’re trying to crank out *Superhumans* for sales and customer engagement. Like, we’re literally out here waiting for robots to take over our jobs... and here they come with a cape and a sales pitch! 💪🤖 Incorporated in 2024? You mean just in time for the AI apocalypse! 💀 Meanwhile, regular humans are just trying to sell their used socks on eBay. 🤔💭 Imagine a chat with your new AI sales rep: **Developer:** "We want it to be like dating—but for customers!" **Me:** "Bro, go back to sleep." 😴✌️ They’re set to revolutionize the game but let’s be real; this sounds like one of those startup ideas you’d hear in a basement while everyone’s hitting the “stonks” button on Robinhood. 📈💩 But wait, the plot thickens: You know they’re gonna send those Superhumans to upsell you on a premium membership for absolutely NO REASON! 🙃 So, what’s next? I foresee a future where these *Superhumans* are just rebranded chatbots on steroids selling you vitamins at 3 AM. 🥤🚀 ### Unhinged Prediction: 🤯 In 2025, 1mind will announce they’ve developed an AI that can not only sell things, but also offers relationship advice. “Just let the AI end your dates for you—it's statistically more efficient!” 💞✨💔 #ThisIsFine