🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Neon Coat is out here looking like that friend who always gets the table at fancy restaurants. 🍽️💅 You know, the one who didn’t even finish high school but has an IG feed full of avocado toast and #Blessed captions? Yeah, THOSE people. 💀🥑 So the tea is this: Neon Coat is basically saying, “Hey models and influencers, wanna eat our overpriced brunch for FREE? Just post a pic with our food and boom! Your stonks just went up!” 📈🍳 Sounds like a deal… for your ego. No cap, regular folks are out here sweaty with FOMO because they can’t even get a table on Resy. Meanwhile, influencers are like, “This is fine” 🔥😏. 💪🏽 But wait! The real chaos kicks in when brands realize they're paying influencers in lunch instead of cash. “We used to drop thousands on ads! Now, we feed models avocado toast and pray they post!” 😂💰 Leaked developer quote: “Dude, we just wanted to eat good food without paying, but now we’re basically the Uber Eats of influencer marketing.” 🤖🎤 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll be trading our souls for quarterly brunches—mark my words! 🍾✨ The influencer economy is about to go full Black Mirror, and we’re all just pawns in the game. Share this if you’re ready for the chaos! 🚀🔥