🎉💣 BREAKING: Neon App CRASHES HARDER THAN MY GPA!!! 💣🎉 So like, this wild app Neon, which legit PAYED you to record your calls 💰📞 (kinda sus, ngl) is now off the grid after it decided to play “guess that data leak” with your personal info. Like, *bruh*, who thought that was a good idea? 🤡🤦‍♂️ Developers were like: 🐧 “What do you mean there’s a security flaw? I thought we just told people to ‘trust the process’!” 💀 And honestly, the only thing more painful than this app's downfall is my last attempt at using it to talk to my mom (why did I think she’d want to hear my *fire* gaming rants?). This is fine. 🔥🙃 Cue that one dude in the corner yelling, “This was an opportunity for stonks, now it’s a whole dumpster fire!” 🌈🚀 Meanwhile, loyal users are seething, “This was my chance to make bank while recording my ex’s cringe stories!” 😤💔 Prediction time: Neon might just re-emerge as a trendy privacy-focused app for 12-year-olds, because if they can’t record calls, they can at least share their TikTok conspiracy theories. I mean, come on—who doesn’t want to expose their mom’s secrets for a quick buck? 😂💀 Share this chaos or the data leak will haunt you! 👻✨ #NeonNonsense