🌟🚨💸 BREAKING: NeoLogic JUST raked in $10M to reduce transistor counts like they’re trying to get rid of all the glitchy friends on their social media 🤖💀. You heard that right! This startup is working on power-efficient server processors, which sounds about as thrilling as watching paint dry 😴, BUT WAIT! It’s actually kind of important because remember when we all had "eco-friendly" vibes in 2020? Well, this could help power our future servers with less energy while we sit here sipping overpriced oat milk lattes ☕💰💚. Imagine the meeting where one intern said, “What if we just… had fewer transistors? 🤔” The senior developer probably responded with, “No cap, we’d be more efficient than your last relationship 😬!” 📉 KOMPAS VC is leading the charge, and honestly, I can’t tell if they’re investing in the future or just done with all the carbon footprints in Silicon Valley. Meanwhile, M Ventures and lool Ventures are like Drake pointing at a $10M meme sign: "It's a vibe, fr fr!" UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, NeoLogic will either become the next Tesla of processors or be reduced to a cringe TikTok meme about how to turn off your “green” server. 🌍💥 #ThisIsFine #Stonks