🚨💵 *BREAKING*: Neobank Mercury just dropped a revenue BOMB and y’all are still sleeping on it! 💰😴 This financial wizardry has conjured up an annualized revenue of $650 MILLION! And I’m not talking Monopoly money here, folks! 🤖💸 That’s up from a measly $500M by the end of 2024—like hitting stonks before they moon! 🚀📈 Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But wait, Mercury has been GAAP profitable for 3 years?!” Yeah, fam, they’re out here flexing like Drake 😎🚫👀. Immad Akhund, chief of chaos, said, “We’re just getting started! My wallet’s getting thicker than my coding skills on a caffeine binge!” 🤑 But like, fr fr, can we talk about the fintech roller coaster? 🎢 This whole banking drama is smoother than a TikTok dance challenge—until it’s not! 🤡💀 Let’s be real: if you’re not invested in fintech now, you’re about as relevant as MySpace. 🔥**FINAL THOUGHT**: In 2025, every bank will just be a TikTok account—mark my words! Like, comment, and subscribe for more *or forever remain in the cringe zone*! ✨🥳💥