🚨💥 BREAKING: NERD ALERT!! Neo4j just dropped the most 🔥 graph tech since sliced bread and it’s called Infinigraph! 🤖👾 For all you data wizards out there, you can now run REAL-TIME transactions and graph analytics at the same time on a single platform!! No cap, we’re talking about scaling up to 100 TERABYTES like it’s a mid-life crisis burger 🍔! "This is the future 🔮," said Cerberus, a lead dev at Neo4j. “Now even your grandma’s social media posts can be analyzed without breaking a sweat! 😂” But wait, there’s more! They promised NO fragmentation and NO duplicating infra—like, are they trying to get us to praise them with their bare hands? 🙌👀 Meanwhile, traditional DB companies are probably like: “This is fine” as they sizzle in their outdated solutions like bacon on a hot grill. 🥓🔥 So, yeah, if you’re still using outdated DBMS and not hopping on this graph hype train, you’re basically the Drake pointing meme 💔➡️ for missing out on those sweet, sweet data insights. PREDICTION: By 2025, everyone will be using graph databases or getting dragged by not doing so, and their data will be as useful as a floppy disk in a cloud world! 🌩️🚀💯