🚨🎸 BREAKING: NEIL YOUNG GOING FULL ON HEADLINE SUPERNOVA AT GLASTO 2025 😱🔥 That's right, fam! Our boy Neil Young is officially set to tear Glastonbury a new one 💥 – and it’s ALL streaming for FREE! 😲👀 After a little Twitter beef with the BBC (yep, it was like watching a couple of boomers argue over who controls the aux cord), they finally kissed and made up. 🥰 Imagine this: you're chilling on your couch, eating pizza rolls 🍕🍕, and BOOM! THE LEGEND HIMSELF IS LIVE! 🚀💫 You can vibe out to "Heart of Gold" without actually leaving your mom's basement. 100% no cap! Also, like, no need to shovel out for overpriced festival tickets. Stonks are through the roof! 📈💰 Pro tip: Chance of spontaneous dad dancing in living rooms worldwide increases by 3000%. 🔥💃 In a leaked dev chat, one BBC exec was like: “So, we really want to avoid any more Neil-related shade. Let’s just livestream him before he starts getting ideas about a rock opera about quantum physics or something.” 🤖📜 And hot take? Neil’s set will easily have more views than that random cat video with 2 million dislikes. Sorry, Grumpy Cat! 🐱💀 Get ready to party, nerds! This is gonna be LEGENDARY! 🚀💥🔥💀 #Glasto2025 #NeilYoung #StreamingKing #NoSleepTillGlasto