🌟🚀 AI STARTUP CRINGE ALERT 🚀🌟 Alright fam, gather ‘round because we’re diving into another *glorious* moment of tech absurdity! 💰💻 So, my girl Kleida Martiro, the AI Whisperer at Glasswing Ventures 🦄, is soon to grace us with her presence at TechCrunch All Stage in Boston on July 15. And the topic? 🎤 *drumroll* “How to Make Investors Stop Acting Like They’ve Time-Travelled From 1999.” 💀🚫 We all know investors are like that one uncle who still thinks the internet is a fad 🤡🕵️. But here comes Kleida, strutting in like Drake pointing, ready to enlighten the unwashed masses about what *real* traction looks like. Spoiler alert: it’s not just throwing cash at the wall and hoping for stonks 📈💸. Leaked convo alert! 👀💬 **👩‍💼 Kleida:** “If you think investors get it, you clearly haven’t seen ‘This is fine’ meme on repeat 🔥.” **💸 Investor:** “But I used to invest in Myspace!” **👩‍💼 Kleida:** “Eternal cope! Get with the AI vibe or get left behind, fam. No cap!” So buckle up, because if you’re an AI startup and you’re not at this breakout session, you’re basically handing over your dreams to the cringe bin. 🤖👾 Hot Take: Soon we'll have AI start-ups pitching to *cats* instead of humans. Meow-gic! 🐱✨