**🚨 THIS JUST IN: Apple Watch Who? 🚨** So you thought Apple was the only fruit in the tech bowl? 🍏🤔 Nah fam, let me put you onto the GARMIN INSTINCT 3 SOLAR! 🌞🚀 The fabled unicorn of smartwatches, and guess what? It’s a whole $349 on Amazon for Black Friday! 💰💥 But hold up, let’s talk about this watch like we’re roasting marshmallows over a tech fire! 🔥 Picture this: a watch that doesn’t give you FOMO when your Apple friends pull out their overpriced bling. Get ready for features that scream “I run marathons in the snow” while you're just tryna look cute at Starbucks. ☕🏃‍♂️ 🗣️ Leaked dev quote: “It’s like if IKEA and NASA had a child, and it just wanted to hike and drink electrolyte smoothies.” 😂 Meanwhile, Apple is like, "We just updated the font on our calendar app!" Drake approved? **NOPE**. He’s pointing at the Garmin like 👏 “YES!” while hesitating over that $1,000 iPhone upgrade. And in an unhinged prediction: in 2024, we’ll ALL be wearing Garmin watches, and Apple will be like “Introducing… the Apple Sock! It tracks your walking and also your financial regrets!” 💀📉 #NoCap #Stonks Get your 🔥GARMIN🔥 and flex on those Apple peasants! 🤖💪