🚨💰🚀 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT* 🚀💰🚨 A new threat-hunting startup?! Nah, that sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry at a cybersecurity convention, but wait—NEBULOCK just bagged a whopping **$8.5 million** like it’s a hot sale on Black Friday! 🤡💸 The genius wizards at Nebulock are like, “Forget hunting for threats, we’re about to throw down on some AI tech that could find your lost Wi-Fi password faster than your grandma finds the TV remote!” 🔍💥 And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want a cyber guardian angel hunting down the bad guys while you sip your pumpkin spice latte? ☕💻 But here’s the kicker: they’re gonna be scaling up their teams to “enhance cross-telemetry correlation” or whatever corporate jargon they cooked up—this just means more people in hoodies pretending to know what’s going on! 🤖👕 In a leaked convo, one dev reportedly said, “If it involves AI, it’s automatically better, right? 🤔 *Weren’t we using spreadsheets like last week?*” 🤦‍♂️💀 So, hold onto your Ethernet cables, because Nebulock is NOT just gonna sit in the closet collecting dust! My totally legit prediction? By 2025, they'll be running for president because their AI can spot a security threat better than any politician can spot a lie! 🗳️🔥 *#Stonks #ThisIsFine*