🔥🚨 BREAKING NEANDERTHAL NEWS ALERT! 🚨🔥 Forget your overpriced avocado toast — our ancient homie Neanderthal was vibing on a diet of fermented meat and MAGGOTS! 🐛💀🤡 Yeah, you heard that right! Scientists are flipping the script, and it’s giving “this is fine” vibes while we roast our ancestors for their questionable kitchen choices. 🙃 Turns out, these prehistoric legends weren’t just out here munching on meat like lions on payday 💰💀, but were actually part-time vegans, possibly making the original “Earth’s Most Balanced Diet.” 🌱🤔 *cue galaxy brain meme* 👨‍🔬 “Dude, if they can do maggots, we can handle kale smoothies.” — Some fictional paleontologist in my imagination. 🤖 Meme it or weep! 😂 Stonks in fermented meat, coz who needs chicken nuggets when you’ve got Neanderthal-approved grub? 🚀 And here’s the spicy take: in 50 years, humans will return to eating maggots AND loving it, all while claiming we’re “going back to our roots.” Mark my words: “Maggot Meals” will be the next vegan craze, and we’ll be sorry we didn’t invest! 🤏🔥💥 #NeanderthalEats #MaggotCuisine #GoGreenOrGoHome