🚨🚨 BIG TRAVEL NEWS ALERT! 🚨🚨 Forget your boring itinerary because the corporate travel juggernaut known as Navan (formerly TripActions, aka “Please, Make My Expenses Disappear”) just slid into the IPO game like it’s prom night 💃🕺💰. They’re valued at a mind-boggling $9.2B, which is basically Elon Musk’s lunch money and the GDP of a small country 🤖💸. In this economy? Oh, you know it’s lit when a travel management service files for an IPO without breaking a sweat. “Our expenses are a great mystery, just like my social life,” said some *anonymous* dev who probably hasn’t seen the sun in ages. 🏖️🙈 No cap, this move is hotter than my laptop when it runs more than three tabs 😅🔥. Are we really going to trust a company that helps Uncle Bob get reimbursed for that overpriced kale salad during his business trip to “somewhere exotic”? 🌍🥗 *Stonks go up* 🤑📈. But wait, is this the start of corporate travel becoming the next meme stock? 🤯 I can already see people trading Navan shares while saying “This is fine” as their flights get delayed. 🤡✨ Hot take: In 2024, we’ll see the birth of the first NFT of a plane ticket. It’s gonna be unhinged! Buckle up, folks! 🌌✈️