🚨🔔 WAKE UP, EVERYONE! NERD ALERT! 🚨🔔 So, the *Navan* IPO just hit the Wall of Shame like your little brother diving into the pool with floaties. 🌊💀 Like bruh, they started at $4.7 billion, which is basically half of the last private valuation of $9.2 billion (cue sad violin here 🎻). Can we start a GoFundMe for their dignity yet? 🤡🙈 And what’s up with the SEC trying to pull a “last-minute workaround” like it's Mario dodging fireballs? 🔥🍄 Just slap a “This is fine” meme on this whole situation because, let’s be real — it’s a classic case of “stonks go down the drain.” 🚽📉 Developers are apparently saying, “At this point, we’re just trying to make it until Friday. 💀🚀” In the words of the galaxy brain 🎆: "Investing in Navan is like buying a ticket to a movie that’s just 90 minutes of ads." Like, no cap, are we just gonna pretend this isn’t cringe? 🤦‍♂️ So here’s a hot take: if this IPO doesn’t recover, I’m predicting *Navan* is just one TikTok dance away from turning into a meme stock! 💃🕺 Let’s see them ride the wave, or they’re taking a trip to the bottom of the stonk ocean. 🌊💰🔥 #IPOfail #sendhelp