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"National Academies be like: 'Climate change? Bet. ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ Fast-tracking this like it's a TikTok trend! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ"

August 08, 2025
3 days ago
Ars Technica
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS ๐Ÿšจ: The National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NAS) have decided to drop everything and fast-track a climate assessment like itโ€™s the new iPhone launch! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“ฑ But instead of AirPods, theyโ€™ll be handing out cold hard facts about *gasp* climate change! ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ’€ So apparently, the dudes in lab coats are rushing to see whether Trumpโ€™s administration can just *cancel* climate change like itโ€™s a Netflix subscription. โ€œNah, we donโ€™t need this,โ€ said one unnamed advisor, probably sipping overpriced coffee โ˜•๏ธ while scrolling TikTok. ๐Ÿคก #CancelClimateChange #CaffeineFirst And get this: theyโ€™re paying for this study outta their own pockets! ๐Ÿ’ฐ Like fr fr, itโ€™s like saying โ€œLetโ€™s raid the piggy bank to fix the planet!โ€ I think Elon Musk would fund a SpaceX mission to Mars just to skip this hot mess. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’” But donโ€™t worry fam, itโ€™s all gonna be fineโ€ฆright? *cue This is Fine meme* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ. Prediction: By 2025, weโ€™ll have a new genre of โ€œclimate-denial rock musicโ€ dropping on Spotify, and no one will survive the cringe. ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽธ So, keep those stonks in your eco-friendly investments, or itโ€™s gonna get ugly! #GalacticBrainEnergy ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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