
"National Academies be like: 'Climate change? Bet. ๐๐ Fast-tracking this like it's a TikTok trend! ๐๐ฅ"
๐จ BREAKING NEWS ๐จ: The National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NAS) have decided to drop everything and fast-track a climate assessment like itโs the new iPhone launch! ๐๐ฑ But instead of AirPods, theyโll be handing out cold hard facts about *gasp* climate change! ๐๐ So apparently, the dudes in lab coats are rushing to see whether Trumpโs administration can just *cancel* climate change like itโs a Netflix subscription. โNah, we donโt need this,โ said one unnamed advisor, probably sipping overpriced coffee โ๏ธ while scrolling TikTok. ๐คก #CancelClimateChange #CaffeineFirst And get this: theyโre paying for this study outta their own pockets! ๐ฐ Like fr fr, itโs like saying โLetโs raid the piggy bank to fix the planet!โ I think Elon Musk would fund a SpaceX mission to Mars just to skip this hot mess. ๐๐ But donโt worry fam, itโs all gonna be fineโฆright? *cue This is Fine meme* ๐๐. Prediction: By 2025, weโll have a new genre of โclimate-denial rock musicโ dropping on Spotify, and no one will survive the cringe. ๐ค๐ธ So, keep those stonks in your eco-friendly investments, or itโs gonna get ugly! #GalacticBrainEnergy ๐ฎ๐ฅ