🚀💥 Buckle up, space nerds! NASA’s spending our tax dollars on a rocket that might just end up as a glorified firework! 🎆💸 That’s right, the Space Launch System (SLS) just had a *totally-not-fatal* booster test where the end literally BLEW OFF! 💀🔥 💬 *Unnamed NASA engineer*: “Honestly, at this point, I think it’s just trying to escape Earth’s orbit… like, send it to the Moon and keep it there forever.” 🤡💫 Meanwhile, the Trump administration is like, “nah fam, let’s just scrap this whole thing after three launches.” 😳💔 Imagine that, a rocket with more drama than a reality TV show! 📺💁‍♂️ Congress is doing the cha-cha, trying to keep SLS alive until 2040—like the ultimate cringe revival tour. This is fine. So as NASA plants its face in the cake for the next decade, the space race is starting to feel like a slow-motion car crash… without the car. 😬🚗💨 💭 Hot take: By the time we actually get to the Moon again, Elon Musk will have already set up a Starbucks on Mars! Stonks! 🚀☕️ #SLSWho 🥴