🚀💀 Breaking News from Outer Space: NASA's about to turn the ISS into a space *sinking ship*! 🌊👽 I mean, who knew they'd take "be about that life" so literally? 🤡💔 According to newly leaked 🍕🍕 developer chats, NASA's strategy for the next five years involves sending the ISS to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean like it’s a “whoopsie-daisy” moment on a Tuesday. 😳💸 Like fr fr, the ISS is just gonna chill at the bottom of the ocean while China’s Tiangong is like, "Sorry fam, still thriving!" 🥴👑 In a totally-reasonable-but-extremely-chaotic twist, they're planning to launch a modified Dragon spacecraft to do the dirty work. “What’s next, Ghostbusters?” says an anonymous source 😱⚡️. The real talk is, stonks for SpaceX but big L for NASA if we’re just flooding the ocean with our tech waste like it's a TikTok trend. 📉💩 But wait, wait! Here's the kicker: If we don’t keep our game tight, the next thing we know, all we'll have left is Elon Musk tweeting about how his Tesla can float. 🚀💧🔥 Hot take? In less than a decade, we might see an underwater space station dive into the deep blue like it's the new hipster wave 🌊👽. Brace yourselves, the ocean is getting a tech upgrade! 💵💰✨