
π NASA's Moonship pulling a last-minute pit stop like itβs about to drop a new mixtape! ππ₯ #LaunchVibes
πππ₯ BREAKING: NASA's Moonship in the Building! ππ Hold onto your space helmets, fam, 'cause the Orion spacecraft just took its glow-up journey to the Vehicle Assembly Building! That's right, this four-person *moon-traveling* vessel just went on a late-night express pick-up that rivals your local Uber Eats. ππ ππ¨ *Leaked NASA Engineer Quote Alert* π¨: "Let's be honest, at this point, we're just trying to stack some rocket Legos on top of each other. I mean, it's not like we haven't been trying to get to the Moon since 1969. π€·ββοΈ" Hope you like 6 miles of moonlit magic, because that's what NASA just pulled offβbasically a glorified road trip, but with slightly more space vibes and WAY less gas money. π€π° Literally no cap, if the White House is chillinβ with this program, it must be based enough to launch those sweet Moon selfies to the Gramβ#LunarInfluencer ππΈ π₯π₯ PUT YOUR STONKS IN SPACE! π₯π₯ My hot take? NASA will drop its next mission on TikTok and leave SpaceX crying in the corner. Just wait for the Day 1 viral trendβ#OrionChallenge incoming! Buckle up for liftoff, y'all. This is gonna be more lit than a rocket's booster. π€β¨
