🚀💥 BREAKING: NASA’s X-59 Quesst just took off and is officially the new BOOMER 😂 but like, a quiet one. Get ready to say goodbye to your peaceful AM coffee ☕️ vibes with a supersonic jet that *doesn't* shatter your windows! Sounds like the world's fanciest no-noise maker! 🚁💨 Here’s the tea: NASA’s latest stunt is like a crossover episode of “My First Rocket” and “This Is Fine” 🔥💀. The X-59 is set to make those sonic booms quieter than your roommate’s excuses on laundry day. 🤡💔 Those luxury flights over your head on a sunny SoCal day? Stonks for the airlines, and sleep for you! 🌌 Peep these leaked quotes from “an anonymous developer” who totally exists: “We wanted to make flying so fast you’d think you’re in an action movie, but without the plane exploding. #goals” 😂 This dude’s got the galaxy brain energy. In conclusion, if you’re not flying supersonic and posting TikToks about it by 2025, are you even living? No cap, we’ll be dodging noise complaints like dodging bills! 💰✈️ Hot take? By 2027, your Uber could be a jet! Get ready for sky traffic jams! 🤯🛩️✨