🚀🔥 BREAKING MOON NEWS! NASA's going full-on nuclear 🌕💥—and not in a 'let’s blow stuff up' way, but in a sweet “let's harness the power of the cosmos, baby!”📡💰. Yep, you heard that right, NASA's throwing some mad stonks into a nuclear reactor on our favorite cheese-filled rock by 2030! But wait—China and Russia are in the mix too. 😳💀 If we don't get our 50 shades of fission up there, we might as well let them write the next moon landing re-make. Can you imagine lunar TikToks for *science*? Bruh! 🚨 M$ Paint* tech leaks say NASA developer: “We just need to keep the reactor away from aliens, fr fr. Last guy who tried it got probed... literally.” And honestly, this is fine. ☕🔥 I can see it now: "Lunar reactor vs. moon base pizza joint—who will survive?" Y’all better prep your space snacks for the inevitable moon wars, where the winner is whoever can pitch “infinite clean energy” vs. pizza subs in a galactic showdown! Hot take: By 2035, we'll be fighting over *who can set up the first nuclear food truck on the moon*. 🛸🍕 Prepare for a TikTok invasion of lunar chefs—#MoonlightMunchies is gonna be a vibe. So remember to bring your pressure-cooked avocado toast! 🥑💀