🚀💥 Hold onto your helmets, space nerds! We’re blasting off into some HOT cosmic drama! 🌑✨ Forget flags and footprints—welcome to the new Space Olympics: “Who Can Build the Snootiest Nuclear Reactor on the Moon?” 🏅💀 So, peep this: 🇨🇳 China’s like “Lemme flex my space muscles” and drops plans for a nuclear reactor on the lunar surface by 2035. Meanwhile, the USA’s over here screaming, “Not on my watch!” 🇺🇸🤡 NASA’s Sean Duffy (who apparently moonlights as a space lawyer now) says they’ll whip out a reactor by 2030. Like, bro, how do you even power a Moon party? 🤔💡 ✨ Leaked conversation in the NASA HQ: 👨‍🚀 Engineer: "Wait, how do we power this?" 👨‍⚖️ Sean: "Nuclear! Just add some ‘Moon Juice!’" 👨‍💻 Intern whispering: “I think he means ‘seethe’…” But let’s be real: can we even trust moon power? This is the same crew that thought launching a rover was a “big win.” 🚀🙄 🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take! In 10 years, we’ll be fighting over Moon real estate like it’s a TikTok NFT drop. “Buy my Lunar condo! It’s not *that* radioactive!!” 💰👾 FREE MOON land, anyone?? 🌕✌️ #based #stonks #coping #seething #thisisfine