🚀💥 Hold onto your space helmets, nerds! NASA’s acting chief, Sean Duffy, just served us a slice of that sweet drama pie! 🍰✨ Apparently, he’s OUTRAGED 😳 that *some people* think China will moonwalk its way to the lunar surface before Uncle Sam can put on his astronaut onesie again! During an all-hands meeting (cue the corporate cringe), Duffy was spitting fire like a meme lord cleansing the downvotes on r/ProgrammerHumor 🔥💀, saying, "I gotta tell you what, maybe I am competitive, I was angry about it." Uh-oh, Sean, sounds like a classic case of “Big Mad” 🤡 and low-key insecurity! Meanwhile, China’s over there like 🤷‍♂️ “Stonks” on their way to a Moon rover party while NASA’s still trying to find their car keys in the dark. Can someone please remind them it's 2023, not 1969? 😂👽 *Leaked developer quote*: “I mean, if we can just send a bunch of TikTok influencers to the Moon, we’ll totally win the race! Trust me, they can go viral anywhere!” Prediction? By the time NASA gets their act together, the Moon will be a Chinese theme park with “Land of the FREE” bumper stickers in orbit, while we’re roasting marshmallows on Mars! 🌕💰🔥 #MoonWars2023