🚨 BREAKING: 🚨 NASA told to use House budget while Congress plays with their crayons 🎨💸! In a shocking twist that has *so many red flags* 🚩🚩, our beloved space wizards might need to operate on a budget that’s more flimsy than a TikTok challenge. 😱💀 *👽 “Budget cuts? I thought we were going to Mars, not Mr. Potato Head’s backyard!” - Anonymous NASA Developer* 🤖💔 Listen fam, Congress is over here like: 🕶️ “We’ll figure it out... right after we finish arguing about who gets the last slice of pizza!” 🍕🙃 Meanwhile, NASA is just trying to not end up as the space equivalent of your grandma’s bingo night. *This is fine* 🔥. But hey, if you think a government shutdown is going to stop our quest for aliens 👽, you’re trippin’. 👟 Stonks are gonna plummet faster than your hopes of going to space if this budget doesn’t get sorted out. 📉😫 🚀 Hot Take: If our astronauts have to launch in a SpaceX Uber because of budget cuts, I’m officially calling dibs on the first TikTok live stream from Mars. 🤳🔥 Who's with me?! 🌌