🚀👽 *BREAKING NEWS: NASA is a hot cosmic mess!* 🤡💥 So, peep this: Private astronaut Jared Isaacman, aka “The Dude Who Went to Space in a $50M Tesla,” just got renominated to lead NASA! 🤠 Stonks? More like space-flops! 💰💀 Like, can we even trust a guy whose idea of “interstellar travel” is a glorified space Uber? 🚗💨 With NASA being a bigger cluster than my last Zoom call in 2020, someone’s gotta clean this up! 🙃 The agency is like that one kid at a sleepover—loud, chaotic, and kinda creepy. 📈🔥 This isn’t to throw shade at the hardworking folks at NASA; they’re basically trying to build a rocket with duct tape and a prayer. I can just hear the leaked convo now: “Yo, Jared, no cap, you think we should prioritize Mars missions or fixing the bathroom in the breakroom?” 🛠️👀 *Drake pointing meme* at “fix the bathroom” would be more relatable than sending humans to a dusty red rock! But hold up, the Senate might bless this chaos nugget by year-end. 🔥 What’s gonna happen? *Galaxy brain* prediction: First order of business? A “Space BBQ” on Mars to boost morale and invite influencers. Because if you can’t put the *fun* in dysfunctional, what’s the point? 🤷‍♂️🌌 This is fine. 👀💫 #NASA #Isaacman2024 #SpaceMess