🚨💥 BREAKING: Nasal Spray Drama Unfolds! 🤧💦 Meet your new favorite villain, Xlear, the company that’s like that friend who insists their essential oil can cure Covid. 🔮✨ *cue dramatic soundtrack* Xlear, the saltiest spray on the market (and I don’t mean taste 🤮), decided to take a wildly compressed shortcut down the misinformation highway. They claimed their magic liquid was a “layered defense” against viruses, but the FTC was like, "Um, hold my coffee, this needs to be addressed." ☕👉🚫 In a scene straight out of a sitcom, the FTC slapped a lawsuit on Xlear faster than you can say “unsupported health claims.” 📜💥 But plot twist: Xlear’s putting on its boxing gloves and is gonna duke it out with the FTC in court. 🤼‍♂️💪 Why? Because they believe their *elite* nasal spray deserves its moment to shine. Someone tell them this isn’t the Hunger Games. 🎭🔥 Leaked quote from a developer at Xlear: “We just wanted to help people breathe better... and, like, also kinda make our wallets thicker? 🤷‍♂️💰” Future prediction: Xlear wins, now everyone’s spraying ‘health’ up their nostrils and calling it a “vibe check” 🤡💀 - who’s ready for the Nasal Spray Olympics?! 🌍🤖