
NASA town hall got them looking like they just dropped the hottest mixtape 🔥💀 #SendHelp #SpaceHostages
🚀🌌BREAKING: NASA Town Hall or Hostage Situation? You Decide! 👀💀🔥 So there we were, happily scrolling through our feeds when we stumbled upon a video of NASA peeps at a town hall meeting that looked less like a space mission and more like a scene from *The Office* where everyone’s awkwardly waiting for HR to fire them. 🤡😭 Like, are they about to announce layoffs or unveil a new Mars rover? Because I’m getting some serious “this is fine” vibes here. Janet Petro, NASA's acting administrator, was on stage looking like she was about to tell us they lost the blueprints to the Artemis program. Meanwhile, Brian Hughes, chief of staff and former Florida city consultant (but no rocket science background, y’all! 🚀🤔), was sweating bullets like he was in a meme-off with Kevin Hart. 🤖💰 Rumor has it one of the developers whispered, “I’m just here for the snacks and to see if they’ll just give us all rockets to leave the planet.” TRUE HERO! But fr fr, if NASA’s looking to cut costs, they should’ve never tried to give us moon selfies with their $5 billion budget. 📸🌙 🔮 Prediction: In a shocking turn of events, NASA will pivot to producing viral TikTok dance challenges like "Moonwalk Mondays" to save the agency! #NasaMemeWars Stonks are down, but memes are up, my friends! 🚀✨