🔭💥🚀 Ayo, tech fam! Buckle your seatbelts because we’re about to get wild with some intergalactic gossip! 🌌👾 So, in 2029, an absolute unit of an asteroid named Apophis is planning to do the macarena past Earth. 🌍💃 We're talking a cosmic flyby that’ll be brighter than my future on the internet! 🌠✨ And guess what? NASA might just be on the sidelines, clutching their telescopes like that meme of Drake pointing to the left when they should be in the VIP area vibing with the asteroid energy! 😂🤡 "At this point, we’re just hoping it doesn’t end in a cosmic disaster," said an unnamed NASA intern while scrolling through memes. 🤡💀 Meanwhile, the scientists are like: "This is fine." 🔥😅 Like, bruh, if you’re not observing a killer asteroid, what are you even doing!? And don't even get me started on the stonks! 📈 If this asteroid hits a flat earther's house, do they finally realize Earth *is* a globe? 🤷‍♂️💰 No cap, I’m betting Apophis will just swerve and we’ll all end up making TikToks about how we survived the near-miss! 🔮🔥🔥 Hot take alert: By 2030, we'll have asteroid wrestling as an Olympic sport! Fr fr, start training! 🤼‍♂️✨ Share this NOW or you’ll miss the celestial hype train! 🚂💨 #AsteroidGoals