🚀💀 HOLD UP! NASA just dropped the WILDEST space collab since the last time they tried to convince us a Mars rover could pick up Tinder dates! 💔👽 So here’s the tea: 🧪 NASA is launching a bacterial buffet to the ISS—yes, you heard that right! They’re sending E. coli and its toxic buddies like Typhoid Fever and Salmonella into OUTER SPACE! Like, do these bacteria think they're auditioning for a horror flick?? 😱🎬 "This is fine," said the bacteria as they boarded the rocket, totally vibing for that zero-gravity lifestyle. 🥴✨ Sheba Medical Center and Space Tango are teaming up like the world's worst buddy cop movie, because why not mess with germs in space? 😂💉 👨‍🔬 “Bro, can you imagine bacterial space parties?” said some @$$-hat developer. “Next, we’ll be sending Chlamydia to Mars for research too! Just for science! 🤦‍♂️” But for real, this project could solve the mystery of how germs throw a space rager without an open bar. No cap, if we can figure out how bacteria party in space, we might just save astronaut lives. 🌌👨‍🚀 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, we’ll be complaining about SPACE germs infecting our phones! Get ready for the Galaxy iVirus 13! 📱👾👽