🚀🌌 OK, fam, hold on to your tinfoil hats because NASA just dropped the biggest antenna since the last time my Wi-Fi went out during the Yule Ball! 🤡💀 Meet NISAR—this 39-foot wide SPACE DISH is out here serving up those hot takes on glaciers, forests, and the crust (no, not the pizza kind, y’all). It’s basically the Earth’s mom, keeping us in check when we try to skip school. 📖🚫 Imagine this beast unfurling like that one time you tried to flex your dad's too-big Christmas sweater at the family dinner... but in SPACE. 🌠💼 "Yes, I know TikTok is way more popular than me, but I’m just here trying to improve infrastructure and save humanity, lol," NISAR probably said while the other satellites whispered, "Stonks." 📈💸 Leaked Developer Quote: “I just unfurled my antenna, and the glaciers started shaking like they were at a rave! 😂💃” - Chad from NASA So while we’re out here debating if pineapple belongs on pizza, NISAR is bringing the *data*! This is fine... but in 5 years, I predict it’ll reveal that Earth is flat, and TikTok influencers were actually the first to figure it out. 🌈🤯🔥