🚀🌌 STRAP IN, EARTHLINGS! NASA and Google just dropped the ultimate interstellar AI buddy to keep your space-faring homies from keeling over on Mars! 🧑‍🚀✨🔥 I can just see it now: astronauts floating around, asking their AI medic, “Yo, Doc, why does the oxygen taste funny?” 😳🤖💨 This AI is like having WebMD but on steroids (and like, REALLY far from your home Wi-Fi) 😂💀! It’s a multi-modal tool, so you KNOW it’s versatile—text, speech, images—basically your Aunt Karen at Thanksgiving but for Mars! 🥴🍗📷 And yeah, it’s all chillin' in Google Cloud’s Vertex AI. 💾 But let’s be real, they’re probably just using the *same* algorithms that recommend cat videos… trying to save lives 'n' all, amirite? 🤡📺 *Leaked NASA Dev Quote*: “We figured, if Google can figure out my love life, it can handle preventing space scurvy, no cap.” 😂🥴 But fr fr, if the AI can't handle my caffeine addiction, we’re all doomed. 😱💰 Get ready for astronauts to be 15% healthier, but 100% more confused. *Also, life on Mars will probably be like “this is fine” but with more space helmets!* 🤷‍♂️💔 MARK MY WORDS: by 2025, astronauts will be using this AI to plan virtual brunches on Mars—mimosas included. 🍾🥂 #MarsBrunch 🥳🔥