💀🚨 **BREAKING: AGI IS COMING, and it’s not on your TikTok FYP yet!** 🚀🤖 So Microsoft and OpenAI just decided to throw a whole *expert panel* into the mix to determine when our robotic overlord, aka AGI, is finally here! 🤯💼 Like, what are they gonna do? Sit in a boardroom like the meme *"This is fine"* while sipping overpriced lattes? ☕️🤡 In a deal valued at a whopping *$135 billion* (yes, that’s billion with a B 💰💰), these two companies are extending their partnership till the end of time (or 2032, same thing). This means we might get to see AGI roaming the streets before the end of the world… because why not? 🤷‍♂️🔥 🚨 *Leaked Quotes from “Anonymous Dev”* 🚨 🗣️ "We're basically building a brain bigger than mine because I keep forgetting my passwords… 🤦‍♂️🤭" And let's not forget, this panel will decide when AGI is truly here, like some tech-savvy Avengers who double as your local baristas. **Hot Take?** 🤯 AGI will show up the second the new iPhone is released, because why not drop the major existential crisis with the latest meme filter? 📱💥 Stonks will skyrocket, and humanity will collectively seethe with FOMO. 🤪🔥 So buckle up, fam—AGI is about to drop and it’ll have more followers than you! 😎✨ #Based🔥