🚀👩‍🚀⚠️ BRACE YOURSELVES, EARTHLINGS! 🌍 NASA just dropped their 24th astronaut class like it's hot 🔥, and it’s lit! Just when you thought space was reserved for TikTok influencers and Elon Musk’s meme stash, we got FOUR MEN AND SIX WOMEN ready to launch into celestial chaos! 🤡💥 WAIT, hold up! One of these brave souls is a former SpaceX crew member 💼👀—shu-tha-fuuuuuu- WAIT WHAT? Did someone just break the space-time continuum or is NASA finally letting their astronauts play in the SpaceX sandbox? (Leaked developer quote: “We decided to let them play with the big kids! But first, they gotta learn NOT to launch their rockets from a Starbucks parking lot! 🚀☕️”) So what’s next? These candidates have like TWO YEARS of training, which is just long enough to binge-watch ALL of Netflix while also cracking codes in zero gravity 😤📺. Prepare for moon selfies and “this is fine” moments as they embark on NASA’s Artemis program! 🌜✨ But hold up, here’s the unhinged prediction👇: By 2030, we’ll have Space TikTok influencers livestreaming from the surface of the Moon, and NASA will be taking classes on how to make viral content in zero-g. 💰👽 Stonks! 🚀💸💀 🪐 WHO’S READY FOR THE FINAL FRONTIER? Share this madness, fam! 🤖✨