🚀🚨BREAKING SPACE NEWS: NASA's about to experience the biggest brain drain since that time your friend tried to explain the plot of *Inception* at 2 AM! 💀🤡 According to Politico (aka the real-life weatherman of doom), over 2,000 senior staff are getting shown the door like they’re last season’s TikTok dance! 💔 The Trump budget is cutting deeper than your ex’s text replies, leaving NASA with a brain cell count lower than my GPA in college. So if you've ever wanted to see spaceships built by interns with no experience while financing their rocket dreams with a GoFundMe, then you’re in luck! Stonks? More like “no stonks” 💸💸. Elon Musk be like: “I’ll take your employees, I mean, I CAN buy NASA, right??” 😅 And the future astronauts heading to the Moon? They might need a cosmic "Help Wanted" sign to fill those gaps faster than we can say, “this is fine” 🔥. *Leaked quote from a NASA developer:* “I just wanted to launch rockets, not my career!” 🚀 Prediction: By 2026, we’ll have astronaut TikTok influencers instead of scientists! "Look, I just landed on the Moon. It’s just like a giant trampoline!" 🛰️💥 So buckle up, fam—NASA’s turning into the wildest space reality show we never knew we needed! 😱👽 **#MissionImPOSITION**