🎉💧✨OMG, the Narwal S30 series just dropped, and it’s like if a Roomba and a vacuum cleaner had a baby in a tech lab! 🤖🔬 Say hello to the future of “never having to clean again” with AI dirt detection! (Yeah, I’m already crying for that poor dirt! 😂👀) So here’s the tea ☕️: Narwal said, “Let’s make wet-dry vacuums the hottest item since AirPods!” 😲💦 Because nothing screams “I’ve got my life together” like a vacuum that cleans itself while you chill and binge-watch Netflix, am I right? 🔥📺 But let’s talk about the real flex here—the S30 Pro is like that friend who shows up to the BBQ with artisanal chips! Stonks, my dudes! 📈💰⚡️ I can already imagine the TikToks: “Me: Trying to clean my house. Narwal: Hold my beer! 🧹🍻” And don’t even get me started on the marketing! “AI-POWERED DIRT DETECTION”—like, how smart could a vacuum be? 🤔 “Hello, human! I detect dirt in the living room! Now, where’s your credit card? 💳🔍” But for real, if your vacuum can detect dirt better than your ex’s emotional intelligence, we’re living in the future! 🚀 🔥🔥 Hot take: I give it 3 months before Narwal hits us with a *Narwal S30 Tea-Making AI*…. because WHY NOT?! 😂💀