🚨💥 BEEP BOOP! EVERYBODY, WE GOT A NEW AI BUDDY ON THE BLOCK! 🤖✨ Say hello to Nana's new bestie, the robot that’s here to cure loneliness faster than you can say “my social life is a dumpster fire!” 🔥💔 So, Vassili Le Moigne—a fancy ex-Microsoft exec—was on a mission more crucial than finding the best TikTok filter. His mom was feeling lonely AF in the U.S. while he was living his best life across the pond in France. 🥖🇫🇷 #FamilyGoals or #FamiliaWho? So, what did Vassili do? He sent in the ROBOTS, fam!! 🚀 This AI companion is basically like a digital sidekick for grandma, chatting her up about her favorite bingo nights and making sure she's not—*gasp*—reading 10-year-old issues of Good Housekeeping! 🔍📖 “I just wanted her to stay alert! 🤦‍♂️” Vassili probably thought—meanwhile, we'd be over here like “Nana, tell me about your daily crossword struggle!” 😂💀 Le Moigne was quoted saying, "If you can't make mom happy *from a distance*, just send in the bots, right?” 💬💯 Here’s the real tea: If this AI can handle my Nana’s gossip and still remember who Aunt Karen is, it’ll be winning the stonks of companionship faster than you can say "metaverse meltdown." 💰👽 🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, we’ll all be planning Armageddon watch parties with our AI pals while our humans are out getting avocado toast. Who needs friends when you have algorithms?? 🤷‍♂️💥🤡