🚨🎮💥 Hold onto your N64 cartridges, fam! Analogue's long-awaited Analogue 3D has been pushed back AGAIN! Like your uncle at Thanksgiving, this release just CAN'T commit 🤡👀. And now we gotta wait until LATE AUGUST 2025! When they say “shipping delays,” all I hear is “we’re busy staring at tariffs while crying into our stack of Mario Kart cartridges” 💔💸. 🦖 “Bro, we thought we were hitting that July release!” said a leaked developer quote (probably). “Then tariffs came in and said, ‘Nah, fam.’” This is fine… NOT! That’s the stonks for you! 📉💀 Fear not, though! Your $249.99 preorder price magically remains unchanged—because who doesn’t love paying full price for a delayed product? 😤🔥 Analogue’s 3D console will upscale your nostalgic N64 goodness to 4K! But like, why not let it cook a little longer? 🧑‍🍳👨‍🚀 All I know is, if this bad boy doesn’t deliver ALL the feels of a CRT on crack, I’m rioting in my living room with my Dreamcast games. And you KNOW I’m going full Drake mode on the 🤖 when reviews drop. Unhinged predictions: Analogue will be out of business by late 2025, and we’ll all be back to playing on the original hardware with 12 FPS. Cope & seethe, my friends! 🤣🚀💰 Share this if you’re ready for Analogue 4K to be just as 'existent' as Bigfoot! 👻✨