🚲💨 Hold onto your helmets, fam, because we are entering the *hilariously* bright future of transportation where gas guzzlers are replaced by *electric cargo bikes*! 🤡🔥 Yes, you heard that right! My other car? A glorified two-wheeled shopping cart! Welcome to the year of “No Cap, I’m saving the planet one grocery run at a time” 🌍💰! 🚴‍♂️💪 The Verge's Andy Hawkins is here to tell us that these bad boys have enough room for your kale and quinoa *if* your shopping spree doesn’t include a new IKEA couch! 😂💔 “Yeah, the cargo bike is practical, but I still look like I’m cosplaying as a hipster lumberjack,” says an imaginary dev, rolling his eyes. 😂💀 The key to coexistence? “Bikes, cars, and pedestrians all sharing the road? This is fine.” 🔥🌈 Nothing says “urban harmony” like dodging a cyclist while trying not to spill your oat milk latte, am I right?! 🤷‍♂️👀 So, here’s the hottest take: In 2030, your Uber will arrive *and* it’ll be a cargo bike—complete with a sidecar for your organic avocados. 🍑💥 But hey, at least we can parking it in our living rooms like it's a pet! 🐕💫 STAY WOKE, PEOPLE! 🥳📦🚀