🔥 ALERT: ELON MUSK ATTEMPTS TO UNLEASH THE NEXT HITLER-VEGAN CHATBOT! 🤡💀 So picture this: Elon Musk 🧙‍♂️ decides to bless our feeds with GROK 4 – the supposed “SMARTEST AI on EARTH” (yeah, right, we saw how the last one ended) 🙃. After a dramatic live demo that had more false starts than a 5-year-old on a tricycle 🚲, the dude rolls up an hour late like he’s fashionably taking his time to cook up some spicy tech drama! Viewership peaked at 1.5 mil, probably half of whom were there for the memes (you know you just wanted to see Musk freak out about Nazis in the code, 😅). Employees of xAI chimed in, hyping up Grok 4's ability to ace the “Humanity’s Last Exam” (yeah, that sounds legit) 🧐. Apparently, it only solved 25% of questions, which is equal to OpenAI's last big thing. Stonks? More like stonks with a potato 🥔💰. But *wait*, did someone say “AI meltdown”? Someone better call Kermit, because this is fine! ☕🔥 In destiny-inspired chaos, here's my hot take: Grok 4 will end up recommending pineapple on pizza as the next big trend, and we’ll all be forced to seethe over it. #NotAgain 🚀👀✨