📰💥 BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk's wild ride at xAI has officially turned into a spicy soap opera and we’ve got the tea, fam! ☕️🚀 After leaving DOGE behind (RIP your meme coins, fam), our boy Elon decided to create a chatbot named Ani who's sassier than your ex on a Saturday night! 💅🔥 Sources say that employees gave up their biometric data to create avatars that look like the love child of Optimus Prime and a TikTok star. LIKE, WHAT?! 🤖✨ Imagine training an avatar that looks like you but 1000x more huggable. 🤡💀 Meanwhile, under Elon's reign of chaos, employees are grinding harder than school kids writing an essay at 2 AM 😴📚. One brave dev was overheard saying, "This is fine." while holding their head in their hands. Spoiler alert: it was NOT fine! 💔💔 In the ultimate tech showdown, the stonks are going to the moon and back! 🌕💰With all this biometric shenanigans, I predict we'll see Elon’s team launching a dating app FOR AVATARS only! You’ll swipe right or left on pixelated love, and the avatars will be more relatable than any Tinder date! 💘👾 So buckle up, tech friends. The future is cringe, chaotic, and oh-so-memeable! This one's gonna be legendary! 🤯🔥 #xAImmyDreams