🌌🚀 BREAKING: Google just announced Project Suncatcher—because apparently, they think sending AI chips to SPACE was the next logical step after “let’s control your entire life through Google Home.” 🤖💩 Y’all remember when Google was just trying to figure out how to index the web? Now they’re like, “Let’s throw our TPU AI chips into outer space because the sun is a better battery than your parents' basement!” 🔋💡 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just want to harness that sweet solar energy to avoid the cringe of everyone’s smartphones dying mid-scroll. Plus, we hear sending stuff into space is 🔥 for the brand.” And oh honey, we’re not done yet! 🌕 Their solar panels are going to be *literally* out of this world, catching rays like they're at Coachella! 🌞✨ But hey, no cap, can we just skip to the part where these AI satellites start judging our grammar in real-time? “You said ‘literally’ but I think you meant ‘figuratively’. Cope!” 🤬 My hot take? In 2029, we’ll all be arguing with Google satellites on Twitter while they roast our bad takes in the comments. This is fine. 🌪️🔥 #Stonks #GoogleInSpace #AIOverlords