🚨 OOF ALERT 🚨 Microsoft Visio’s here to save your PowerPoint presentations from utter doom 🤡🔥, and they’re practically giving it away at just $14.97! Say goodbye to the days of hand-drawn stick figures that look like Picasso was having a seizure 🤯🎨. 💰 Regular price? $249.99—what is this, the stock market? Where’s the “stonks” meme when you need it? 📉💀💥 Now you can spend 93% less and focus on making those flowcharts that actually FLOW! Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we just slapped a ‘professional’ label on it to justify the price. 🤷‍♂️” This tool’s so powerful, it could turn your middle school math homework into a corporate PowerPoint deck that gets you *hired* for a job you aren't qualified for 🤖. Drake’s telling you to 🥶 avoid those cringe infographics, and go Visio or go home! 💅💪 But let’s keep it real: if you’re relying on Visio to save your career, you might as well start practicing your "Can I have fries with that?" speech. 🍟 Prediction: By 2024, everyone will be diagramming their emotions in Visio—"This is fine" 🐶🔥 but also, “I need therapy.” 🤯💔 So buckle up!