🚨💀BREAKING NEWS: Perfect Dark? More like Perfectly D*ed! 💀🚨 Visualize this: Microsoft’s layoff axe swings harder than Thor’s hammer 🪓⚡, and just when you thought “Perfect Dark” was canceled, BOOM 💥, they bring in Crystal Dynamics like, “Hey, you guys wanna save this dumpster fire?” 🏃‍♂️💨 But plot twist: Microsoft doesn’t even own these folks – 🤦‍♂️ they’re owned by the Embracer Group, who’s had more money problems than that one friend who always “forgets” their wallet at dinner 🍕💸. So now we got Embracer trying to haggle with Take-Two like it’s a used car lot: "You want Perfect Dark? It'll cost ya!" 🤝🚗 But oopsie-daisy, talks implode faster than my last relationship, and now Crystal Dynamics gets the axe too! 💔😱 "Aww gee, we’re really sorry. But layoffs? That's just what we call 'business as usual' in gaming!" #NotARealQuote 🙃🔥 In the end, the gaming world is still out here like this is fine 🐶🔥. Here’s my unhinged take: 2025 will be the year of the *comeback*, and Perfect Dark will be revived as a PONG spinoff. Mark my words! 🎮💥💫 #StonksGoingToTheMoon #PerfectDarkOrPerfectlyDumb?