🚨🚨 BREAKING: Motorola’s throwing shade and spitting bars at Apple and Samsung with the Edge 70 – the phone designed to slip between your fingers and your hopes of ever getting cool tech.📱💨 🎉 Welcome to the future: where the Motorola Edge 70 🗡️ is out here flexing a design so thin, it makes your diet plan look like a 6-course meal. How skinny are we talking? We might need to call in a welfare check for the iPhone Air and Galaxy S25 Edge because those boys are not ready for this LEVEL of slimness💀. 💥 *Leaked Dev quote*: “We didn’t just make it thinner; we made it an emoji! 🥲” – Apparently, Motorola's goal was to create a device so lightweight it could float away into the cloud or, you know, get lost in a couch cushion. 🚀 Is it any good tho? Who knows? But they say if you squint hard enough, you might mistake it for a stonks chart 📈📉, and honestly, that could be a metaphor for the tech market right now. 🔥 Hot take: Soon, phones will just be holograms, and we’ll look back at these 'thin' designs and laugh like, “remember when Motorola thought they could steal the spotlight?” 🤡 💀 TL;DR: Motorola is out here playing laser tag while Apple and Samsung are still playing checkers. Get ready for chaotic upgrades or, ya know, just continue scrolling through TikTok. #WhatIsLife #ThinnerThanMyPatience