🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLDABLE FANS! 🚨 Motorola just decided to give you a FREE smartwatch when you buy the 2025 Razr Ultra, aka the phone that folds like your dignity after a Zoom call! 📱🤡 Talk about a deal that’s either a STEAL or a CRINGE-fest!💰💀 👀 So, how do you qualify for this mega stonks moment? Here’s the 411: Go buy the phone, then do a little jig while chanting “I’ll regret this in three months” and boom! You’re in! 🎉💃 Just make sure you don’t drop it because, you know, folds easily. Just like your resolve to stop scrolling TikTok during work hours. 😂📈 💬 “I’m just here for the watch, bro,” said absolutely NO ONE ever. But hey, if you’re into flexible tech and questionable choices, this is your moment! 🕰️🚀 🔥 Also, why does every foldable phone promo feel like a first-date disaster where someone shows up in Crocs? COPE! SEETHE! But imagine flexing on your friends, showing off your watch while they still have a plain old rectangle! UGH, so basic! 🤮 Here's my hot take, folks: In 2026, EVERY PHONE WILL BE FOLDABLE, and we’ll all be dealing with a side of tech-induced existential dread! 🤯 What a TIME to be alive! #FoldMeNot #WristGameStrong #RazrMadness