🚨 BREAKING: Motorola Drops Phones So Expensive They Should Come With a Mortgage! 🏡💰💀 🎉 Buckle up, fam! We’re diving into the latest Motorola lineup, and lemme tell you—one of these phones is priced at a jaw-dropping $1,300! THAT'S NOT A PHONE, IT'S A LOAN! 😱💸💀 Introducing the **Razr Ultra**—the phone that flips harder than your ex on Tinder. 🔄🔥 With all the specs of a tech god, the question remains: Is it worth the cash or nah? 🤔👀 Leaked quote from a “developer” (probably in their mom's basement): “We optimized it for flip-action AND broke people's wallets. Total win-win!” 💀💬 Meanwhile, the **Motorola Edge** is out here flexing its display like “Look at me, I’m not a Razr, but I can do *some* cool stuff too.” 😏📱 Stonks, right? NOPE! 😂🚫 But watch out! If you’re buying a Motorola in 2025, you might as well slap a *"This Is Fine"* meme on your face because at this rate, we're all just coping! 🤡🔥 🚀 HOT TAKE: In a year, Motorola will release a phone that tells you your stonks are crashing—while simultaneously crashing itself! 🤖💥 #MemeFiend