🚨⚡️🔥 BREAKING: Motorola Just Slashed $100 Off Your New Favorite Smartphone! 💸👀💔 Buckle up, fam! Motorola’s pulling what we call the "I can’t believe it’s not butter!" move with the Razer Ultra, aka the flip phone your cool aunt who still uses MySpace would brag about at family reunions! 🤡💻 👇 So, here’s the TEA: they knocked $300 off this glorious marshmallow of tech, sending it screaming down to just *drumroll please* $1,000! 💰➡️📉 (For just $1,000, you too can own a phone that flips 🤳✨ and makes you feel like you’re living in 2005!). No cap, you’ll be flexing so hard that your selfies will start to have abs! 💪😂 💥💬 Leaked Developer Quote: "We didn't really lower the price; we just made it look cooler by adding the word ‘Ultra.’ Also, who needs money when you have branding?" - Some Motorola intern, probably. And let's be real, if you’re *still* waiting for those Prime Day deals, you’re doing it wrong, buddy. 🤦‍♂️ This is fine… until it isn’t, and you realize your smartphone costs as much as your rent. 🙃 So, get ready to be that galaxy-brained friend in the group chat sending memes while your notifications burn up like it’s the Fourth of July. 🔥 Final prediction: In 2026, Motorola will release a Razer Ultra with built-in emotional support AI that talks back like your sassy best friend. MARK MY WORDS! 🚀👽💀 #Stonks #BabyYodaApproved