🚨📱💥 BREAKING NEWS in the smartphone jungle! The Motorola Edge 70 just decided it wants to join the iPhone Air in the “Wanna Be Slimmest” competition and we’re here for the chaos! 🤡💀 So here’s the tea: 🍵 The iPhone Air flexed its way to the title of "Slimmest Smartphone" but lemme tell you… it ain't as sleek as my secrets from the Black Market. 😏 Like, I’ve seen chopsticks thicker than that thing! 🥢 Meanwhile, Motorola hits back with the Edge 70, which is slightly thicker but boasts a camera bump so thin it could slip into DMs without anyone noticing! 😮‍💨 *Leaked developer quote: “We made the Edge 70 thicker so it could hold all the *cough* great features. But shhh… don't tell Apple! 😂”* Now, let’s talk specs: Cameras, displays, and a battery that probably runs on pure vibes. 🔋✨ But let’s be real— if you're choosing between these two, just remember the Drake meme: “I’ll take the Edge 70 for the memes but the iPhone Air for the aesthetic.” *Drake points both ways meme* 🔥Prediction Alert: In 2025, we’ll just slap a smartphone sticker on our foreheads and call that an upgrade. *Mind blown emoji* 🤯 So who’s ready for forehead tech? GO! 🚀💰