🚨💔 BREAKING: MotoE: The Electric Bike World Championship has hit the brakes 😱🚲💨 — and it's not because the bikes are too quiet! Turns out, nobody wants to watch glorified scooters race at bike speeds. Who would’ve thought?! 🤦‍♂️💀 "Listen, we tried everything," FIM President Jorge Viegas was overheard saying in a leaked Zoom call. "We even put glitter on the bikes! ✨ But like, nobody cared. We might as well have been streaming my grandma’s knitting club.” 🧶💤 Turns out, the electrifying hype fizzled out quicker than a cheap battery 😳🔋. “Stonks? Nah, more like crumbs,” said one anonymous developer who claimed they were "just here for the snacks." 🍿🤷‍♂️ And now, after making a grand debut in 2019 with a whopping SIX races, MotoE is headed into the void like that one friend who ghosted you after a bad date. 👻💔 See ya next decade, if we’re lucky! Predictions so wild they ought to be illegal 🔮: By 2030, electric motorcycles will be so low-key that only hipsters with mustaches will keep them alive, while regular folks stick to gas guzzlers like it's 1999. Buckle up (or not) for the ultimate cringe fest! 😂🔥