🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Brainy Cars Are Coming to Berlin 👀💥 So listen up fam, we got the tea 🍵 on Motor Ai, the “neuroscience-driven” tech wizards who be like, “Who needs human drivers when we can program a car to think with its *brain*?” 🧠🤖 They just scored a whopping **$20 MILLION** in seed funding! That’s more money than I’ve seen in my bank account since I bought those overpriced NFT monkeys. 💰🐵 Level 4 automation? Sounds like a Level 4 headache waiting to happen. Like, how many brain cells they need to fry before they’re ready to roll on German roads by 2025? 🚗💨🌍 Sorry cars, your compliance is NOT more important than my road rage. 🤡🔥 Picture this: a car that respects speed limits while I’m screaming “YOLO” behind the wheel. 🤦‍♂️ That’s some galaxy-brain nonsense right there. 🚀💫 And let’s be real, who’s actually gonna trust a vehicle that obeys the rules? This is just a recipe for angry drivers to turn into living memes like this: “This is fine” while their cars are busy looking like the ultimate snitches. Bet you're seething at the thought of a traffic light-loving car for 5 whole years! Prediction: By 2035, we’ll have traffic cops replaced by literal AI therapist cars telling us to breathe and relax. 🤯💀 Share this chaos, and let’s see which car makes it to the finish line first: compliance or *my patience*? 😂👌#Stonks #NerfThis #BasedCars