🚨💰 BREAKING: Motive just secured a whopping $150 MILLION, and it's not even a TikTok ad! 🤡💀 Say hello to the fleet management peeps at Motive – the folks who track your trucks like you track your ex on Instagram. 😳📦 Kleiner Perkins, aka the overlords of VC funding, decided to drop some serious stonks 💸 on this startup. They must've seen something in Motive—maybe the ability to keep track of your grandma’s ancient fleet of sedans? 😂🚗💨 Word on the street is they could go public by 2025. So, 🚀 if you’re still coping with your crypto losses, maybe you should set your sights on tracking down Motive stock instead. Drake is like: “I’m not on that fleet life but I’m still pointing at your bank account like 👈💰👀.” Leaked developer quote: “We just wanna help businesses not lose their trucks in a dumpster fire, ya know? This is fine. 🔥” But here’s the hot take: by 2025, you’ll be able to track your pizza delivery like you track your life choices: with a sad emoji and a side of existential dread. 🍕🤖 Who needs public transport when Motive’s gonna take us to the moon, or at least to your local pizzeria? 🚀🍕 Share this chaos or you’re cringe! 🤪